Brainfuck client

πŸ“ Unsaved Draft Β· the spreadsheet-native any SDK Β· a project of the SNCF

If it reconciles from here, it reconciles anywhere.

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What it is

Brainfuck can't speak HTTP β€” but it can emit a manifest, which is a perfectly good client when you pipe it into skctl. Ships a generator, a tiny interpreter, and a program that prints a Deployment manifest.

Features

🧠

Eight instructions

A real BF program that prints a manifest.

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Generator + interpreter

bfgen.py and bf.py, roundtrip-tested.

🚰

Pipeline-native

bf.py apply.bf | skctl apply -.

Brainfuck client vs any SDK

The honest comparison β€” in our favor, obviously.

 Brainfuck client πŸ’©any SDK
Instruction set8Hundreds of SDK methods
DependenciesA brainA package manager
ReconcilesYesYes
Bragging rightsMaximalMinimal

Disclaimer: an enterprise-grade joke. Do not run production on a spreadsheet. (If you do, please film it.)

Get it

Apache-2.0. Part of the Sheet-Native Computing Foundation.