The SNCF Landscape

SheetyStack💾

The platform: the whole stack in one CLI. Our Rancher/OpenShift.

Sheeternetes🏛️

Spreadsheet-native container orchestration. The flagship.

SheetOS📝

Talos for spreadsheets: a distributed, self-bootstrapping node OS. #26

CSFE Registry🏛️

The verifiable credential registry for certified engineers.

CSFE Pro / Expert📝

Advanced certification tiers and re-certification. #8

Verification badge📝

Shields.io-style SVG badge for READMEs / LinkedIn. #9

Sheetlium💾

Our Cilium: discovery, DNS & LB. Extracting to its own component. #31

Sheetmesh📝

Federate multiple spreadsheets into one service mesh. #6

Sheetlux CD💾

Our Argo CD: GitOps sync of manifests. Extracting to its own component. #32

skctl💾

The command-line client. kubectl muscle memory, spreadsheet backend.

skctl parity📝

Grow skctl toward kubectl parity. #10

skctl-wasm📝

Compile skctl to WebAssembly, run it in the browser. #25

PowerShell IaC📝

Declarative cmdlets / DSC for the cluster. #27

Lisp client📝

Homoiconic orchestration from the REPL. #29

Brainfuck client📝

If it reconciles from here, it reconciles anywhere. #28

SheetHub📝

Our GitLab: repos, issues, MRs, releases & CI in one workbook. #35

Sheetelligence📝

Prompt-native, LLM-driven orchestration from a cell. #22

SheetAIOps📝

Anomaly detection & failure prediction over the Events tab. #23

SheetAssembly📝

Schedule WASI/WASM workloads; kubelet runs wasmtime. #24

skctl-wasm📝

A browser build of the CLI. #25

Sheetstor📝

Our LINSTOR: replicated block storage, metadata in a Volumes tab. #30

Sheetgres📝

Our Postgres: tabs as tables, SQL via QUERY().

MySheet📝

Our MySQL: the lightweight SQL engine on a tab.

SheetMongo📝

Our MongoDB: JSON documents as rows.

Sheedis📝

Our Redis: KV & data structures on tabs.

Sheetka📝

Our Kafka: an append-only tab is the log.

Sheethouse📝

Our ClickHouse: columnar OLAP via pivots.

SheetWire📝

Real DB clients (psql/redis-cli/mongosh) connect to a Sheet.

Sheetheus📝

Our Prometheus: pull-based metrics + a tiny TSDB.

Sheetfana📝

Our Grafana: dashboards, incl. a Google Sheets UI.

SheetFinOps📝

A $0 infrastructure cost dashboard. #13

HPA = conditional formatting📝

Autoscale replicas from a cell formula. #11

DR from revision history📝

Restore a cluster with Ctrl+Z. #12

Cloud connectors📝

Run containers on managed clouds: DO, Cloud Run, Yandex, Azure, AWS. #15–#20