Sheetheus
📝 Unsaved Draft · the spreadsheet-native Prometheus · a project of the SNCF
Metrics and a tiny TSDB for Sheeternetes.
📝 Unsaved Draft · the spreadsheet-native Prometheus · a project of the SNCF
Metrics and a tiny TSDB for Sheeternetes.
Sheetheus scrapes the cluster on an interval and records Prometheus-style time-series samples into an append-only TSDB. Query recent series or export in the Prometheus text format — pull-based monitoring, spreadsheet-native.
sheetheus scrape/run collects node, deployment and pod metrics on an interval.
Append-only samples you can query and export.
sheetheus export emits standard text exposition.
| Sheetheus 💩 | Prometheus | |
|---|---|---|
| Scrape model | Pull | Pull |
| Storage | Append-only TSDB | A real TSDB |
| Setup | One script | A server + config + retention |
| Spreadsheet-native | ✅ | ❌ |