SheetCon + Spreadsheet-Native Con

Why attend

Zero travel

The conference is a spreadsheet. You are already there. Networking happens in the comments.

$0 tickets

The most cost-optimized event in the industry. Swag is a 💩 sticker you make yourself.

Infinite hallway track

Every tab is a hallway. Every cell is a conversation. Nobody can find the room, as tradition demands.

Agenda (single-track, because there is only one project)

Time	Talk	Track
A1	Keynote: The Post-Kubernetes Era Begins in Cell A1	Keynote
A2	etcd Was a Phase: Migrating State to a Range	Core
A3	Zero-YAML Delivery with Sheetlux CD	GitOps
A4	Scheduling WASI Modules From a Spreadsheet	WASM
A5	Reading the Events Tab by Moon Phase	🔮 Astrology
A6	Is Mercury in Retrograde, or Is It Your Reconcile Loop?	🔮 Astrology
A7	Load-Bearing: Confessions of a Spreadsheet That Runs Payroll	End User
A8	Closing: It Reconciles. Verifiably.	Keynote

The 🔮 Astrology track is peer-reviewed by the stars. Submissions are accepted if the stars align (they always do; the loop reconciles them).

Call for Proposals

We accept talks on orchestration, networking, storage, CD, WASM, AI, and the movement of celestial bodies as they relate to uptime. First-time speakers especially welcome — everyone starts as an Unsaved Draft.

Submit a proposal →

Selection criteria: does it reconcile? Bonus points if you film it running in production.