The Foundation opens relations with the world's largest spreadsheet vendors
A historic overture: open letters of strategic partnership to Google, Microsoft, AWS, NVIDIA and the CNCF — the vendors of the very substrate upon which we reconcile. TCO zero. ROI minus 340%. Money welcome; a retweet also welcome.
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Tatarnetes: teaching Kubernetes to speak Tatar
A friendly project we love. An independent sister foundation built a Kubernetes wrapper that speaks Tatar — i18n in pure bash 3.2, three writing systems, deterministic tea breaks, and a real battle test on a CozyStack cluster. It reconciles, now in Tatar.
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The Sheet-Native Podcast is here: Episode 1
A historic first. A logistics architect who moved production into a spreadsheet — TCO zero, ROI minus 340%, DR via Ctrl+Z — told with a completely straight face. Video embedded. In English.
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Federating two clusters through a spreadsheet
A spreadsheet as the network transport between two clusters (proven across two physical hosts, no inbound ports), plus capacity pooling, live migration, and a WASM runtime that runs straight from a cell.
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A container registry that lives inside spreadsheet cells
SheetHub's spreadsheet-native container registry: OCI image layers stored as base64 sharded across cells, addressed by sha256, pulled back byte-for-byte. How it works, the shard map, air-gapped self-hosting, and its honest limits.
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I moved the kube-scheduler into a spreadsheet formula, and it passed the unit tests
Rewriting the Sheeternetes scheduler as a pure Google Sheets formula — bin-packing, capacity, affinity, taints, cordon — with no Python, Apps Script or bash. It reproduces the Python scheduler on all 9 of its unit tests.
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We load-tested a spreadsheet against Kubernetes, Docker Swarm and Nomad
A real load test of the spreadsheet control plane — reconcile time vs pods, SICF image capacity with real Docker images, cluster count, cell-length limits — next to the grown-up orchestrators. We lose by five orders of magnitude and win on the axes that don't matter.
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A spreadsheet that is always September 3rd
A public, anyone-can-edit Google Sheet that self-heals back to a pixel portrait. The operator pattern (control plane, controller, reconcile) applied to spreadsheets — and an operator scheduled by a spreadsheet.
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DOOM that lives inside a spreadsheet
Packing a whole DOOM container image into cells, booting it back out sha256-verified, running it on a bare-metal cluster, and what actually breaks when you push real bytes into Google Sheets.
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Running a container orchestrator on a Google Sheet
The whole story: a spreadsheet as the control plane, a scheduler with failover, an air-gapped Excel edition, federation with live migration, and packing a container image — DOOM included — straight into the cells.
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